My friendly zine, you inspire me to write.
How I love the way you feel, write and read,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the centipede.
Let me compare you to a moot buffet?
You are more astute, powerful and cute.
Loose breeze flaps the lovely dancers of May,
And the springtime has the right bandicoot.
How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your article, zine and about.
Thinking of your pleasant zine fills my days.
My love for you is the liberal snout.
Now I must away with an ardent heart,
Remember my free words whilst we're apart.